The message of Samuel L. Jackson in the era of the coronavirus: “Stay in your p*** house”

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Some of you may remember the story “child” that Samuel L. Jackson narrated almost 10 years ago, ‘Go the F**k to Sleep’, in which the actor was using his dirty tongue to send the fucked up children to bed with sentences as “And a fuck that you’re going to go to the bathroom, do you know where you can go? To sleep, fuck” or “seriously, shut the fuck up and sleep”. Is in youtubeif you want to aprendértelo to send your child to sleep in this quarantine.

As the actor of ‘Pulp Fiction’, which continues to speak today as if he lived in a film by Quentin Tarantino, has recycled that story to launch a much-needed message to the american population. While the cases of infection rise as the foam, Jackson recommends kindly to their fellow-countrymen to remain in their homes. It has been in the program Jimmy Kimmel:

“Stay in your fucking house.

The “rona” is spreading, this shit is not a joke.

It is not a time of work, or stroll.

The way to combat it is simple, my friends.

Just stay in your fucking house.

See, technically I’m not a doctor,

but son of a bitch, listen to me when I read a poem.

So here I am, the fucking Sam Jackson,

Implorándote that leave your ass at home.

If you want to get things back to normal,

do not panic, simply use your coconut:

wash your hands, stop touching your face

and stay in your fucking house.

Son of a bitch, is no time to gamble.

Look around you, you’re not on your casino.

Just stay in your fucking house

as if you called the Fucking Cuarentino.

Of course! You can keep seeing your friends.

Use the fucking app on your phone.

But at least you have to make the purchase,

please, stay in your fucking house.

Thank you for doing your part to flatten the curve,

because that bitch is high as well.

And now that you’re home,

please feel free to go to the fucking bed.”

For its part, in addition to donating your voice to the cause, Samuel L. Jackson is in quarantine voluntarily with his wife and daughter, and has taken advantage of his step virtual by the tv program to encourage people to donate to Feeding America, an NGO that fights against hunger in the united States.

Samuel L. Jackson

Larry David against the coronavirus

There are many celebrities who are urging the citizens to maintain social distance and help stop the spread of the COVID-19. In principle, the screenwriter and creator of ‘Seinfeld’, and creator and star of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Larry David does not usually do these things, as he himself admits in the video, but for a misanthrope like him, could not be the most suitable to talk.

“Basically I want to send a message to those idiots”he says in this video shared by the Government of California. “You already know who you are, I don’t know what you are doing, you are socializing too close, is not good. You are doing damage to old-timers like me… well, not like me, I don’t have anything to do with you, I’m not going to see you again in my life. But hey, other old, that could be your family, who the hell knows”.

David has just released the tenth season of their series on HBO, a perfect time for you to do them with her if not what you have done up to now. ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ is a comedy of situations in part improvised, in that each episode demonstrates that Larry David and company are not made for each other. Taking into account that it is a series with touches of reality, David should be happy confined at home. “If you have seen my series”he concludes in the video, “you know that leaving the house never brings anything good. There is only trouble out there”. Amen.